Something to Think About

I came across these today on the internet and thought they were pretty good. Enjoy!

Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get theBest of you;
remember, Moses startedOut as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anythingWithout a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front Of the bus,
the middle of the road, and The back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation Bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better preacher,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge
A man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some peopleChange churches;
what difference doesIt make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
Are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch Them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark
Where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men To take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers "fruit of the spirit"
over a "religious nut!"

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God promises a safe landing, Not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as
Great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to
Where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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